Introducing Pix PMS

For the past weeks, I’ve been writing my own gallery script, which I tentatively named Pix Picture Management Software or Pix PMS (my slogan is Pix PMS — Gallery script with an attitude — get it? PMS? Attitude?).

The Ashley Simpson Show

Is it me, or does Ashley’s butt crack show up a lot on her show? I’ve seen it on at least 4 distinct occasions.

I Hate This Weather

The weather here in Pensacola is weird. It’s like the sunnier it is, the colder it gets. What’s up with that?

Arghhh…Assurance De Merde!

For the non-French speaking people, the title is: “Arghhh…Shitty Insurance!”

Before coming to the US, I didn’t know what it meant to have a shitty health insurance. I feel like I’ve wasted my money in an insurance that is not willing to pay anything of what I have needed to so far.

History Teacher’s Joke

If Thomas Newcomen lived to see James Watt’s improvements on the steam engine he would go “Say what!!!”

Sad, huh? Nobody in the class laughed. I wanted to laugh, only because I think the joke was really bad, but I was worried about being dragged in the streets and hung by the other students.

I’m Running For President

There are 85 candidates for Haiti’s Presidential elections. Eighty-five! It’s so many that it’s absurd and ridiculous. How can they expect the population to choose between 85 candidates, let alone get informed on the agenda of each one of them. I wouldn’t want to be the one designing the ballot or should I say booklot (book + ballot = booklot, get it?). Even if they put 9 candidates per page, it’ll be almost a 10 page ballot! I hope that the government does some kind of filtering because I’m sure that 90% of the candidates are unknown no-names.

Gmail Update

This morning I noticed that Gmail had blessed me with 50 invites to give out. It’s the first time I’ve gotten so many invites, I don’t remember ever getting more than 10 invites to give out. They also made it easier to send out invites which is why I think they might go public with it soon. But if you think about it, before Gmail goes public, they need to make an HTML only version. So if anyone wants an invite, just comment to this entry.

Viacom Inc.

The only channels on television that I watch are MTV, BET, VH1 and Comedy Central. It was some scary shit when in my English Composition I class I found out that all of these TV channels were owned by Viacom Inc.

I don’t know anything about Viacom Inc. but if they wanted to brain wash people, I’d be the perfect candidate.


For a long time, I had been getting hi5 invitations. I never bothered to sign up. After I noticed that a lot of my friends were sending me invitations, I decided to sign up.