I’m a big South Park fan and watch it all the time. Tonight’s South Park was making fun at Scientology.

So in South Park, they illustrated what Scientologists believe in. It was something about aliens kidnapping other aliens and flying them to Earth, etc… There was a message saying “Scientologists actually believe this” but I was kind of skeptical considering that South Park usually tends to blow things out of proportion. But I looked up Scientology on Wikipedia. Here’s what was written:

Among these advanced teachings, one episode that is revealed to those who reach OT level III has been widely remarked upon in the press: the story of Xenu, the galactic tyrant who first kidnapped certain individuals who were deemed “excess population” and loaded these individuals into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). These space planes were supposedly exact copies of Douglas DC-8s. He then stacked hundreds of billions of these frozen victims around Earth’s volcanoes 75 million years ago before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a “three-D, super colossal motion picture” for 36 days. The traumatized thetans subsequently clustered around human bodies, in effect acting as invisible spiritual parasites known as “body thetans” that can only be removed using advanced Scientology techniques. Xenu is allegedly imprisoned in a mountain by a force field powered by an eternal battery.

Seriously people. Seriously. Exact copies of Douglas DC-8s? No offense (heck, get offended if you want), but you have to be extremely dumb and blind to believe that. Hell, even Christianity is more believable.

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